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Where did he get those weird stripes?
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cool stripes*
Congo flawless otter.
Idk, might be war paint?
Why are you bullying him? His mom gave him those stripes.
Otters can't be bullied. If you try to bully an otter you automatically lose.
^^^ The OFFICIAL Rules of The Game.
Otters have no respect for that kind of thing.
They simply won't play with you anymore.
Congo clawless otters have the coolest otter faces.
Yeah, zooper cool. Kinda like an aquatic honey badger.
Mustelids for the win!!!
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That would be the grison
Ah, excellent. Dig those claws.
A squadron of those should eviscerate any armada.
Those claws dig.
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Claws dig those?
How do clawless claws dig?
Clawlessly.
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The otterside is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural
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Indeed
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Clawless otter claws.
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Amazing face, how sweet the stripes
These guys are seriously huge!
And loud.
I want otter hugs too.
Those are fingers
These otters are called "fingerotter" in German
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Cute screams.
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Some fingers they are.
fug
Wdym? Otters ARE intelligent
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Otters are the smariest!
Get your otter stripes at the otter store!
Congo clawless otters got the fanciest makeup! They're not far away from being fit for a black metal band with those stripes :P
The stripes help them throw the football better. I thought this was common knowledge.
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See, this otter doesn't have stripes, and so he's not as good at football
But he IS trying!
True! It is possible to overcome disadvantaged starting conditions with sufficient effort. Any otter who tries hard enough can achieve their dreams! Though I wonder the NFL would think about an otter player. As much as I wish it would be an air bud situation I'm sure they wouldn't be cool with it. A local team probably would be though, who wouldn't want an otter teammate?
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